Man’s Best Friend - DivX Version (Normal Quality), iPod/iPhone Version
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IMDB rating: 4.50 Plot: A genetically mutated dog is accidentally released from the lab of Dr. Jarret and ends up at the home of news reporter/animal rights advocate Lori Tanner. The dog, Max, endowed with intelligence and other special abilities, is at first lovable, but also proves to be a ferocious, unstoppable killer. |
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Actors: Henriksen Lance,Costanzo Robert,Lehne Fredric,Cassini John,Daniels J.D.,Sanderson William,Barker Rick,Pierce Bradley,Arentz Robert,Arnett Cameron,Carl Adam,Rosales Jr. Thomas,Sci-Fi,Horror,Thriller,
Want to read some knee slapper jokes?
The husband had just finished reading the book, MAN OF THE HOUSE.?He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.?Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know?that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!?I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished?eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after?dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax.?And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and?comb my hair?"?His wife replied, "The funeral director."?
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I was performing a complete physical,?including the visual acuity test.?I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began,?"Cover your right eye with your hand." ?He read the 20/20 line perfectly. Now your left." ?Again, a flawless read. Now both," I requested.?There was silence. He couldn’t even read the large E on the top line.?I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked;?he was standing there with both his eyes covered.?I was laughing too hard to finish the exam.
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?During a patient’s two week follow-up appointment with?his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was?having trouble with one of his medications. "Which one?" I asked.?"The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours?and now I’m running out of places to put it!" ?I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn’t see.?Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!?Now the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
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Blind Little Johnny??Little Johnny and his
